LOOKING FOR WORK

A Japanese doctor said:
Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.”

A German doctor said:

“That’s nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks.”

A British doctor said:

“’In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks.”

A Chicago doctor, not to be outdone said:

“You guys are way behind the times. We took a man with no brains out of Chicago, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work!”

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