TEXAS VS. CALIFORNIA

Governors  of two states (California & Texas) are jogging with their dogs along a trail. A Coyote jumps out and starts to attack dog:


California:
#1. Governor starts to intervene and then realizes he  should stop; the coyote is doing what is natural.
#2. Call animal control. Animal control captures  coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 relocating it.
#3. Call Vet. Veterinarian collects dead dog   and spends $200 testing it for diseases.
#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3500  getting checked for diseases from the coyote and getting bite wound  bandaged.
#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while  wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is  clear of dangerous animals.
#6. Governor spends $50,000 and starts a coyote  awareness program for people who live in the area.
#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating  how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate it.
#8. Governor’s security agent fired for not stopping  the attack and letting the Governor try to intervene.
#9. Cost $75,000 to train new security agent.
#10. PETA protests the relocation of the coyote.

Texas:
#1. Governor spends $1.23 on a .380 ACP Gold Dot  Hollow Point and he and the dog keep jogging.

And they wonder why California is BROKE…

Funny, but oh, so true – from David in Florida

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