This says it all……….

An ingenious  example of speech and politics occurred  recently in the United Nations  Assembly
and made the world community smile.

A representative from  Israel began: ‘Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses.

When he struck the rock  and it brought forth water, he thought, ‘What a good opportunity to have a  bath!’

He removed his clothes, put  them aside on the rock and entered the water.

When he got out and wanted to  dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them.’

The Palestinian representative  jumped up furiously and shouted, ‘What are you talking about?  The
Palestinians weren’t there then.’

The Israeli representative  smiled and said, ‘And now that we have made that clear,
I will begin my speech…’


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